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January 4th, 2009

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life if full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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January 2nd, 2009

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life if full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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January 1st, 2009

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

I didn’t fall because I’m drunk, I slipped in my vomit

Now if you are really cool, you would have this shirt on as they take your mug shot for your Public Intoxication charge!

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You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

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December 31st, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life is full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 31st, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

I’ve had it with these mother fucking words on this mother fucking shirt!

Only in america can you own a shirt that says fuck on it this many times.

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December 30th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life if full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 27th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Happy Numb Sad

There is a lot of deep meaning behind this shirt. OK, not really… but you should buy it anyway because it is cool.

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December 26th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life is full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 26th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life is full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 25th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

I bought this shirt with my FEMA check

Hey, at least we are honest. Besides, it’s not like we bought a plasma screen with it…ok it was LCD, but we got it on sale!

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December 25th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life if full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 24th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Just the tip, just for a minute, just to see how it feels.

Perhaps the greatest movie line of all times.

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December 24th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Daniels/Beam in 2008

Why rock the vote, when you can have the vote on the rocks.

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December 23rd, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

One of us is a dumbass, and the other one is wearing this shirt.

Deductive reasoning at it’s finest.

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December 22nd, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life if full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 21st, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life is full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 21st, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life if full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 20th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You are unique, just like everyone else.

Stand out in the crowd by wearing this t-shirt. Besides, everyone is buying them and you want to fit in don’t you?

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December 20th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

FUCK OFF

For those of you that can’t read lips…

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December 20th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Guns don’t kill people

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December 18th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life if full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 18th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life if full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 18th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Since you are fat AND ugly, shouldn’t you be a lot nicer?

No one has to know that your mom was the inspiration for this shirt.

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Life if full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 18th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life is full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 17th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life is full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 17th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life if full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 16th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Birds of a feather…

Birds of a feather…

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December 15th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Since you are fat AND ugly, shouldn’t you be a lot nicer?

No one has to know that your mom was the inspiration for this shirt.

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Life if full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 14th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

All generalizations are false.

This is not just our slogan, it’s our motto.

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December 13th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life is full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 12th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Daniels/Beam in 2008

Why rock the vote, when you can have the vote on the rocks.

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December 11th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life is full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 11th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life if full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 11th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

[ Insert funn slogan here ]

[ Insert funny comment about shirt here ]

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December 10th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Just the tip, just for a minute, just to see how it feels.

Perhaps the greatest movie line of all times.

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Life if full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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December 9th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Don’t make us repeat this either.

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December 9th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Get Skrewed!

Don’t get screwed by other T-Shirt companies…GET SKREWED!

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December 7th, 2008

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life if full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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