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Skrew! Gear Athletic Dept.

We love athletic supporters…wait, that came out wrong.

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Critical Thinking

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Since you are fat AND ugly, shouldn’t you be a lot nicer?

No one has to know that your mom was the inspiration for this shirt.

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DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

September 22, 1976, the day the good lord took James Evan from this earth…DAMN DAMN DAMN

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There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can’t.

Math is fun, weeeeeee!

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Dating: I’m only in it for the money

Love is overrated, money is not!

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Dyslexic’s of the world untie!

This message brought to you by the DNA: National Dyslexics Association.

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You can’t be ugly AND stupid so PICK ONE!

Life if full of choices, all we are asking is that you pick one and stick with it

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Sunni’s aint Shi’ite

That’s right mother bitches!

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If this sense makes drunk, you’re still shirt!

It’s funny, because sometimes this shirt doesn’t make sense…and other times it does (usually on Friday and Saturday nights).

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Guns don’t kill people

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Daniels/Beam in 2008

Why rock the vote, when you can have the vote on the rocks.

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WARNING: I Drunk Dial

The only thing worse (and more annoying) than drunk dialing is drunk texting.

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Skrew! Gear - Get Skrewed

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Guns don’t kill people

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Happy Numb Sad

There is a lot of deep meaning behind this shirt. OK, not really… but you should buy it anyway because it is cool.

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If ugly was a handicap, you’d always get to park up front.

Really, do we need to say anything more?

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Just the tip, just for a minute, just to see how it feels.

Perhaps the greatest movie line of all times.

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